I was playing halo 3 and this kid asked me "How are you so good" I will tel;l; the story in script form.

Key
Kid = The kid
Me = Me


Kid: How are you so good.

Me: Its the secret formula that only a certain few can use.

Kid: Really?!?!?

Me: Yeah the only way to know if it works for you is to try it.

Kid: Ok then ...What do i need?

Me: First of all you need to restart your xbox. Then you need to get some grass from outside. Then you need half a glass of cold water and 5 Table spoons of salt.

Kid: Ok give me 5 mins and ill be back with all the things i need.

*A few minutes later i get a friends request and a video chat request.*

Kid: Ok I've restarted my xbox and i have all the things you asked me to get. What do i do now?

Me: Ok first you take the grass and chew it while we get the rest ready.

Kid: Chew it are you serious?

Me: Yes... then what you need to do is take the 5 table spoons of salt and add it to the water.

*He does this*

Me: Now spit out the grass and drink the water.

*He does this also on cam for me to see and record*

Kid: (After throwing up) so no i will be just as good as you?

Me: Are you fucking serious this shit is going on you tube.

Kid: WHAT?!?!?! You said this would work!

Me: Yeah but do you really think eating grass and drinking salty water will help you let along be good for you?

Kid: I will give you 5000 M$ Points if you delete this video.


Anyway cutting the story down i got the points he got the video.