So me and a friend had a discussion today at school, is it possible to summarize video game plots/events into as few words as possible.

So I'm going to ask you all to help me with this!

Just think of any game and attempt to summarize the game into as few words as possible, 5 words should be the maximum methinks.

I'll has a go in another post, I cant think of anything right now.

Gears of War in 3 Lines:
Shit's going down.
Shit's blowing up.
Gotta kill some motherfuckers!

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As in...

Five words that describe the game, or a single five word sentence?

5 words that sum-up the game.

and I've just realised how very hard this is, I've been thinking of one for ages and come up nil.

Gears of War in 3 Lines:
Shit's going down.
Shit's blowing up.
Gotta kill some motherfuckers!

Holy shit, I'm a News Editor & Reviewer

You can now email me!
Just in case you need anything!

While this isn't necessarily summing up the game, I think it would be a great 5-6 word byline:

Game: Are you smarter than a 5th grader? 5th Grade Intelligence? Here's $1,000,000!

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Okay I got one.

Game: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - "Go eat a dick, canon!"

And another:

Game: Fable: "Your Health is Low"

Gears of War in 3 Lines:
Shit's going down.
Shit's blowing up.
Gotta kill some motherfuckers!

Holy shit, I'm a News Editor & Reviewer

You can now email me!
Just in case you need anything!