AverageHero

Found 506 achievements for 25,470

• 2   200

  08-13-2017

• 
  A Heart of Steel 224

  Clear the game on the highest difficulty.

  Difficulty

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 05:55 AM

  150

  Score

  30%

  Uncommon

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  I Know Insults! 489

  Play the basic tutorial.

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 05:54 AM

  50

  Score

  56%

  Common

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  Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook 189

  Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 03:40 AM

  50

  Score

  2%

  Super Rare

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  The Number of The Beast 238

  Mention Satan 6 times.

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 03:17 AM

  100

  Score

  7%

  Very Rare

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  How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? 278

  Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista".

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 03:03 AM

  50

  Score

  9%

  Very Rare

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  Don't Tell a Soul 216

  Unlock a secret character.

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 02:42 AM

  50

  Score

  6%

  Very Rare

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  M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT 299

  Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 02:42 AM

  50

  Score

  19%

  Rare

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  No, You Are 281

  Compose a phrase with "You are silly".

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 01:14 AM

  50

  Score

  10%

  Very Rare

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  What Are You Doing in England? 243

  Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 12:38 AM

  50

  Score

  3%

  Super Rare

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  Say No More 187

  Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography".

  Unlocked 08-13-2017 12:19 AM

  50

  Score

  3%

  Super Rare

• 19   1,250

  08-12-2017

• 
  Classic 291

  Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 11:52 PM

  50

  Score

  6%

  Very Rare

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  It's Getting Crowded 279

  Unlock two additional characters.

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 11:34 PM

  50

  Score

  18%

  Rare

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  It's Elementary 180

  Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 11:00 PM

  50

  Score

  2%

  Super Rare

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  The B Word 259

  Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 10:57 PM

  50

  Score

  8%

  Very Rare

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  Learn The Meaning of Life 324

  Complete the Insulting Tournament.

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 10:46 PM

  100

  Score

  24%

  Rare

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  Sparking Controversy 186

  Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 10:41 PM

  50

  Score

  2%

  Super Rare

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  Mic Drop 448

  Win your first argument.

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 09:34 PM

  50

  Score

  63%

  Common

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  The S Stands for Stylish!! 316 1

  Acquire all of the costumes in the game.

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 04:44 PM

  100

  Score

  42%

  Uncommon

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  We're Going Home 385

  Defeat Saddler in battle, and escape from the nightmare.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 10:29 AM

  100

  Score

  51%

  Common

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  The Ties That Bind 388

  Defeat Krauser, your former partner, in battle.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 08:30 AM

  50

  Score

  52%

  Common

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  What Are They Worth? 287

  Acquire all of the bottle caps in the game.

  Missable

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 06:07 AM

  150

  Score

  38%

  Uncommon

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  Safe Hands 350

  Score 3 saves in a row in Lúcioball.

  DLC Online Time-Limited

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 04:18 AM

  15

  Score

  4%

  Super Rare

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  Lúcio Hat Trick 339

  Score a goal, a save, and an assist in a game of Lúcioball.

  DLC Online Time-Limited

  Unlocked 08-12-2017 04:14 AM

  15

  Score

  4%

  Super Rare

• 5   280

  08-11-2017

• 
  The Castellan Falls 400

  Defeat Salazar, and make your escape from the castle.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-11-2017 08:15 PM

  50

  Score

  53%

  Common

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  A Terrifying Assassin 389

  Turn the tables on Verdugo, the right hand of Salazar.

  Missable

  Unlocked 08-11-2017 02:41 PM

  150

  Score

  52%

  Common

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  A Bloodline Severed 456

  Defeat the village chief in battle.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-11-2017 05:41 AM

  50

  Score

  61%

  Common

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  Gotta Get Rifty 287

  Complete "Rifty Business"

  Online Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-11-2017 04:16 AM

  20

  Score

  1%

  Super Rare

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  Secure the Ballistics 494

  Rescue the president's daughter, Ashley. Afterwards, the real fun begins.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-11-2017 12:54 AM

  50

  Score

  66%

  Common

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  A Rock and a Hard Place 497

  Outmaneuver the rampaging beast, El Gigante.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-11-2017 12:21 AM

  50

  Score

  67%

  Common

• 5   220

  08-10-2017

• 
  Do Not Shoot the Water! 421

  Summon the master of the lake. Don't rock the boat.

  Missable

  Unlocked 08-10-2017 08:37 PM

  50

  Score

  56%

  Common

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  It Begins With a Ring 625

  Ring the mysterious bell. What happens after that, is up to you.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-10-2017 06:54 PM

  50

  Score

  84%

  Common

• 1   30

  08-09-2017

•  

  
  Secret Achievement 218

  Show Secret Details

  Go Gnome! 218

  Destroy 100 Garden Gnomes in successful missions

  Secret Online Cumulative

  Unlocked 08-09-2017 06:47 PM

  30

  Score

  1%

  Super Rare

• 2   170

  08-08-2017

• 
  Wow, I'm Inside! 370

  Complete "Six Minutes"

  Online Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-08-2017 04:47 PM

  20

  Score

  1%

  Super Rare

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  Battle Master 100

  Get the Linear Launcher from Battle Game.

  Missable

  Unlocked 08-08-2017 02:43 PM

  150

  Score

  14%

  Very Rare

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  Regional Manager 281

  Climb 5000 floors in Corporate Ladder.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 08-08-2017 12:25 AM

  35

  Score

  10%

  Very Rare

• 35   1,720

  08-07-2017

• 
  Weapon Crazy 95

  Get the Rocket Launcher.

  Missable

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 11:30 PM

  150

  Score

  13%

  Very Rare

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  The Arrogant Queen 194

  Put an end to the Queen's reign.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 11:30 PM

  150

  Score

  27%

  Rare

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  Welcome to the 1% 278

  Participate in 100 games of Corporate Ladder.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 10:56 PM

  100

  Score

  10%

  Very Rare

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  The Green Giant 200

  Say farewell to your fallen comrade.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 10:30 PM

  50

  Score

  28%

  Rare

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  To The Frozen Land 206

  Begin the search for your sister.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 09:28 PM

  50

  Score

  29%

  Rare

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  The Prisoner Who Lost Everything 218

  Defeat the nameless man and end his suffering.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 08:15 PM

  100

  Score

  30%

  Uncommon

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  Hyper Diaper Sniper 284

  Participate in 100 games of Diaper Sniper.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 08:01 PM

  100

  Score

  11%

  Very Rare

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  The Fallen Tyrant 231

  Flatten an unstoppable enemy.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 06:55 PM

  100

  Score

  32%

  Uncommon

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  Smash 'N Grab Superstar 275

  Participate in 100 games of Smash 'N Grab.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 06:40 PM

  100

  Score

  10%

  Very Rare

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  Beyond the Shades 256

  Encounter a former S.T.A.R.S. captain.

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 04:34 PM

  50

  Score

  36%

  Uncommon

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  Bank You Very Much 288

  Punch 1000 coins out of other dads.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 04:28 PM

  35

  Score

  11%

  Very Rare

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  Assistant Regional Manager 308

  Climb 1000 floors in Corporate Ladder.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 04:04 PM

  25

  Score

  13%

  Very Rare

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  Assistant to the Regional Manager 315

  Climb 500 floors in Corporate Ladder.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 03:44 PM

  15

  Score

  16%

  Rare

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  Volunteer 338

  Finish a Corporate Ladder game without picking up any coins.

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 03:18 PM

  35

  Score

  14%

  Very Rare

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  Hittin' Bricks 338

  Punch a Diaper Brick out of mid-air.

  Unlocked 08-07-2017 03:16 PM

  35

  Score

  41%

  Uncommon