joemoke

Found 506 achievements for 16,255

• 12-21-2017

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  Parkeologist 423 1

  You opened all of the garages in South Park

  Missable Collectible

  Unlocked 12-21-2017 01:39 AM

  25

  Score

  19%

  Rare

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  You bastards! 324 1

  You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-21-2017 01:25 AM

  20

  Score

  4%

  Super Rare

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  Chinpoko loco 463 1

  You collected 15 Chinpokomon

  Collectible

  Unlocked 12-21-2017 01:22 AM

  15

  Score

  29%

  Rare

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  Pulling Mud 345 1

  In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-21-2017 01:02 AM

  15

  Score

  5%

  Very Rare

• 7   105

  12-20-2017

•  

  
  Secret Achievement 2,146

  Show Secret Details

  Designer 2,146

  Customize a weapon.

  Secret Online

  Unlocked 12-20-2017 10:47 PM

  10

  Score

  45%

  Uncommon

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  Back in the Day ATK 1,970

  Play 10 rounds with a Pathfinder Attacker in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.

  Online Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-20-2017 10:46 PM

  5

  Score

  34%

  Uncommon

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  Close, but No Cigar 1,210

  Disable the defuser in 5 Bomb matches in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.

  Online Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-20-2017 10:28 PM

  15

  Score

  15%

  Rare

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  Avenger 443 1

  You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

  Unlocked 12-20-2017 02:53 AM

  20

  Score

  32%

  Uncommon

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  Made This for You 541 1

  You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

  Unlocked 12-20-2017 02:36 AM

  20

  Score

  31%

  Uncommon

• 
  Poetic Justice 418

  Complete Chapter 6 of Episode 5

  DLC Main Storyline

  Unlocked 12-20-2017 01:07 AM

  100

  Score

  11%

  Very Rare

• 8   240

  12-19-2017

• 
  Ascension 418

  Complete Chapter 5 of Episode 5

  DLC Main Storyline

  Unlocked 12-19-2017 11:40 PM

  20

  Score

  12%

  Very Rare

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  Among Equals 419

  Complete Chapter 4 of Episode 5

  DLC Main Storyline

  Unlocked 12-19-2017 11:25 PM

  20

  Score

  12%

  Very Rare

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  A Light in the Darkness 419

  Complete Chapter 3 of Episode 5

  DLC Main Storyline

  Unlocked 12-19-2017 11:18 PM

  20

  Score

  12%

  Very Rare

• 
  A Score to Settle 421

  Complete Chapter 2 of Episode 5

  DLC Main Storyline

  Unlocked 12-19-2017 05:36 PM

  20

  Score

  13%

  Very Rare

• 
  Into The Ruins 423

  Complete Chapter 1 of Episode 5

  DLC Main Storyline

  Unlocked 12-19-2017 05:21 PM

  20

  Score

  13%

  Very Rare

• 
  That Was Close 1,407

  Plant the defuser in 10 Bomb rounds in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.

  Online Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-19-2017 03:03 AM

  15

  Score

  19%

  Rare

• 
  Strength in Numbers 1,606

  Win 10 games as a Squad in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.

  Online Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-19-2017 02:45 AM

  15

  Score

  25%

  Rare

• 2   30

  12-18-2017

• 
  Room Cleared 1,621

  Eliminate 10 opponents with Frag Grenades in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.

  Online Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-18-2017 02:18 AM

  15

  Score

  20%

  Rare

• 1   15

  12-17-2017

• 
  First Day in South Park 544 1

  You completed your first day in South Park

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 12-17-2017 03:18 AM

  10

  Score

  46%

  Uncommon

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  Weapon Proficiency 562 1

  Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-17-2017 03:18 AM

  25

  Score

  47%

  Uncommon

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  Skilled Defender 579 1

  Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-17-2017 03:05 AM

  25

  Score

  50%

  Common

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  New Kid On The Block 569 1

  You have joined the KKK

  Main Storyline

  Unlocked 12-17-2017 02:50 AM

  5

  Score

  48%

  Uncommon

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  Dragon Wrath 343 1

  You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

  Missable

  Unlocked 12-17-2017 02:41 AM

  25

  Score

  11%

  Very Rare

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  Mastery 535 1

  You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

  Missable Level

  Unlocked 12-17-2017 02:39 AM

  20

  Score

  42%

  Uncommon

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  Day Walker 385 1

  You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

  Unlocked 12-17-2017 01:56 AM

  20

  Score

  8%

  Very Rare

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  Irritable Bowels 474 1

  You shat your pants during a boss battle

  Missable

  Unlocked 12-17-2017 01:56 AM

  10

  Score

  30%

  Uncommon

• 16   285

  12-16-2017

• 
  Heisenberg 336 1

  You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

  Missable

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 04:17 PM

  20

  Score

  4%

  Super Rare

• 
  Poco Chinpoko 615 1

  You collected 5 Chinpokomon

  Collectible

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 03:14 PM

  10

  Score

  51%

  Common

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  Shutout 607 1

  You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 03:12 PM

  20

  Score

  50%

  Common

• 
  Are We Cool? 419 1

  You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

  Missable

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 02:54 PM

  25

  Score

  10%

  Very Rare

• 
  Stay Down 507 1

  You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 02:53 PM

  20

  Score

  33%

  Uncommon

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  Canadian Handshake 455 1

  You've farted on people 100 times.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 02:16 PM

  20

  Score

  11%

  Very Rare

• 
  Animal Cruelty 435 1

  You've farted on animals 25 times

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 02:16 PM

  15

  Score

  6%

  Very Rare

•  

  
  Secret Achievement 578 1

  Show Secret Details

  Acceptance 578 1

  You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

  Secret Missable

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 02:06 PM

  15

  Score

  33%

  Uncommon

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  Overachiever 1,513

  Win 100 rounds as an Attacker in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.

  Online Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 01:26 AM

  25

  Score

  22%

  Rare

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  No Trespassing 1,796

  Eliminate 10 opponents with Claymores in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.

  Online Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-16-2017 01:25 AM

  15

  Score

  23%

  Rare

• 2   40

  12-15-2017

•  

  
  Secret Achievement 252

  Show Secret Details

  Paid in Full 252

  Completed Burial at Sea - Episode 2.

  Secret

  Unlocked 12-15-2017 03:54 AM

  50

  Score

  12%

  Very Rare

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  The Whole Story 140

  Collected all Audio Diaries and Voxophones in Burial at Sea - Episode 2.

  Collectible

  Unlocked 12-15-2017 03:47 AM

  50

  Score

  1%

  Super Rare

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  Glutton for Punishment 155

  Used Ironsides to collect 20 rounds of ammo or more in Burial at Sea - Episode 2.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-15-2017 03:25 AM

  10

  Score

  1%

  Super Rare

•  

  
  Secret Achievement 252

  Show Secret Details

  Mein Hair 252

  Delivered the hair sample in Burial at Sea - Episode 2.

  Secret

  Unlocked 12-15-2017 03:05 AM

  25

  Score

  13%

  Very Rare

• 4   135

  12-14-2017

• 
  Making Some Noise 223

  Gained five noisemakers through lockpicking.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-14-2017 02:06 AM

  10

  Score

  9%

  Very Rare

•  

  
  Secret Achievement 262

  Show Secret Details

  Up and Running 262

  Repaired the machine in Suchong's lab in Burial at Sea - Episode 2.

  Secret

  Unlocked 12-14-2017 01:23 AM

  25

  Score

  13%

  Very Rare

• 
  Twofer 256

  Knocked out two or more enemies using the same Gas Bolt.

  Unlocked 12-14-2017 01:01 AM

  10

  Score

  13%

  Very Rare

• 
  Dead Drop 183

  On three occasions, knocked out an enemy after silently dropping off a Freight Hook.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-14-2017 12:46 AM

  10

  Score

  3%

  Super Rare

• 
  Never Saw It Coming 192

  While invisible, used Peeping Tom to knock out 15 enemies with a melee attack.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-14-2017 12:42 AM

  10

  Score

  3%

  Super Rare

• 5   65

  12-13-2017

• 
  Chain Reaction 188

  Damaged fifteen foes with an exploding enemy, using the Radar Range in Burial at Sea - Episode 1.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-13-2017 12:21 AM

  50

  Score

  1%

  Super Rare

• 
  Audio Enthusiast 166

  Collected all Audio Diaries in Burial at Sea - Episode 1.

  Collectible

  Unlocked 12-13-2017 12:05 AM

  50

  Score

  2%

  Super Rare

• 6   195

  12-12-2017

•  

  
  Secret Achievement 301

  Show Secret Details

  Burial at Sea 301

  Completed Burial at Sea - Episode 1.

  Secret

  Unlocked 12-12-2017 11:58 PM

  50

  Score

  18%

  Rare

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  Confirmed Luddite 182

  Destroyed ten Turrets in Burial at Sea - Episode 1.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-12-2017 11:32 PM

  10

  Score

  2%

  Super Rare

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  Cook and Serve 230

  Made 5 enemies explode with the Radar Range in Burial at Sea - Episode 1.

  Cumulative

  Unlocked 12-12-2017 11:18 PM

  10

  Score

  6%

  Very Rare