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    02-25-2015 06:46 PM

Stupid game with stupid name

I apologize to all the stupid people for comparing this game to them, but man this is exactly the crap that put THQ out of business. Okay, actually THQ made tons of crap for many years and it was actually the uDraw tablet that put them out of business but I was being dramatic to express how much I hate this game.

So you are falling down a tube, which is overly colorful and hard to see where you are in relation to the objects coming at you. This and the floating/falling controls make it hard to play. Unpolished, if you already bought it I'm sorry I didn't warn you in time.
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