Pocketbike Racer
  • 11-15-2014 09:55 PM (Updated 11-18-2014)

No..

Don't let the easy achievement list fool you. There's a reason this game is less than a dollar at GameStop. It's absolute garbage that deserves death by fire and I would actually enjoy ripping my eyes from their sockets and setting them ablaze rather than ever play this glorified Burger King commercial again.
Although to the "games" credit I did want to head over to the local Buger King and force the wonderful slice of America known as the Whopper through my already overfunctioning digestive system while drinking a gasoline drum sized cup of bacon grease after "playing" it.
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