Pocketbike Racer

As the title of this review suggest this game is a physical, tangible piece of hell. It deserves no retribution for its ultimate sin of being released. I would rather empty my bowels with a medieval flail than play this game again..

If you've played Swery's previous game Deadly Premonition or are a fan of the 90's cult classic television show Twin Peaks then you will love D4. It's a excellent game with excellent charm and characters! Warning to completionist the achievements are often times glitchy so be very careful, cuties!

Before playing this and I found the world to be a dark and scary place. I was always alone, moving through the daily routine like a robot. My life was like a Creed CD on loop, awful. Suddenly out of the monotonous pit of my life came a blessing in the form of Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. This game made me understand what that guy from The Cure was talking about when he...

I'm a pretty huge fan of the Dead Island series. Hell, I've even read the novelization. They have incredibly fun co-op, a wide array of weapons and modifications, and fun exploration. This game has none of those. It's an average 3rd person "adventure" game with horrible stealth mechanics. There's 4 weapons in the entire game. The story seems convoluted, but does give you a sense of the...

The Orange Box is a compilation disc of some of the greatest games to ever be released including Portal, Half Life 2, Half Life 2 eps. 1&2, and Team Fortress 2. It's probably the greatest deal in gaming history next to the Master Chief Collection and the bug that caused all those games to be free on the Morocco marketplace a year or so back. Buy it.